Quirky City Dweller Pillows

Bikini Between Buildings

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Beware of the Lawn

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

A bricklayer building a tree

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'