Quirky Neighborhood Lover Pillows

"I love you, you big fool."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Who knew grass migrates?

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Baby Bear.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Comfort zone

'He's training for a career in law.'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Therapist Starting Gun

"Interesting story behind this one..."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'