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Welcome to Illusion Estates: Illusory Living At Its Best

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

Who knew grass migrates?

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Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Baby Bear.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

Comfort zone

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

Therapist Starting Gun