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Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Slow and hurl.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Deer with flip-flops

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

The M.R.I. of Love

Ironing out the kinks.

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

Harry Fent, Human Being. Disclaimer...

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Alien 'Hey, these are my kind of people...'

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

With both meetings scheduled to end at 3 pm, a perfect storm was brewing.

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'