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Welcome to Pine Hills a goateed community.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Slow and hurl.'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Ssssssh! There it is again. Hear that? It sounds like a muffled scream.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Welcome to Illusion Estates: Illusory Living At Its Best

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

Deer with flip-flops

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

The M.R.I. of Love

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Ironing out the kinks.

Happy Valentine's Day! My friend is looking for a valentine's day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears so he's a good listener, and an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most important, I was very careful when working on his chest. Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place. Will you be my valentine?

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Alien 'Hey, these are my kind of people...'

Harry Fent, Human Being. Disclaimer...

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

Clothiers. Some people are fashion forward but Ernie always throws it in reverse.

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