Quirky Community Seeker Pillows

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

Love at First Sight

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Lumbar support animal

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

wattle covers

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Family members!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Unicorn Working From Home

"Static cling."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Giraffe Selfie

Don Quixote

Penguin Remote

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Drinking Companions

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Nit and Flea picking 'Next please...'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"