Quirky Lifestyle Enthusiasts Pillows

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

Ironing out the kinks.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Slow and hurl.'

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Kangaroo Pocket

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

Deer with flip-flops

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

'Home?'

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

'Bring me my little green slippers, with the curly toes.'

"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."