Quirky Townsfolk Admirer Pillows

Beanie Babies

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Nun Fight.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Giant Sale!

Neil Young

New York Scatological Society

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

The Odd Couple.

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

A mad scientist.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"I'll take it."

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

The Neighbours from Hell....

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

London Fly-Paper Vendor

Welcome to Illusion Estates: Illusory Living At Its Best

Hadleyville Has-Beens

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Three shots - one franc.

Concert pianist.

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.