Quirky Neighbor Admirer Pillows

'Hi. I'm Don.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

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Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Mower Fraud!

Privacy in the garden.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

Snake disappearing through door.

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

'This one looks unusual.' 'Yes, a toilet with an outside house.'

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

Blowing dandelion clock

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'