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'Hi. I'm Don.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'He's training for a career in law.'

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'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

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'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Mower Fraud!

Privacy in the garden.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

Snake disappearing through door.

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

'This one looks unusual.' 'Yes, a toilet with an outside house.'

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

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