Quirky Town Lover Pillows

Welcome! HOBNOB Your friendly chatty town!

"I love you, you big fool."

Nun Fight.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Fishing.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Freak Family.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Flatware Follies.

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

'Slow and hurl.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Conductor and Quasimodo.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983

#1 Jerk-off