Quirky Town Lover Prints

Welcome! HOBNOB Your friendly chatty town!

"I love you, you big fool."

Nun Fight.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

The Family Joules: Part 5

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Fishing.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Flatware Follies.

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

Andy Warhol

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

'Slow and hurl.'

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

Conductor and Quasimodo.

Welcome to Illusion Estates: Illusory Living At Its Best

Helena Bonham Carter

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

Store O' Stuff - In Your Face Since 1983