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Dangerous Sports Clothing - Bird watching.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

All we have in life is this moment...

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Muzak's Top 10

Working from OM.

Arabian island

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Feathered frenzy

Just in time

"At last - no Trump."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Amongst the rush.

Visit a Place in your Past...

Sea of Tranquillity