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All we have in life is this moment...

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fight or Flight

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He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Make me one with everything!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Muzak's Top 10

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Working from OM.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

Just in time

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"At last - no Trump."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'It started out as meditation, but now it's quiet desperation!'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

Arabian island

Feathered frenzy