Finding Inner Peace T-Shirts

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Guru.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

The Drone

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"Make me one with everything!"

Mike Flynn in Deep Trouble for Peacemongering While Warmongers Walk Free

Myanmar coup

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

Arms race - USA and Russia.