Inner Tranquility Master T-Shirts

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Surfing the daily stress

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fight or Flight

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Meditation

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Showoff"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Noise Pollution

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Tree Pose To Support

All we have in life is this moment...

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

Relaxing on a sofa

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'