Teacher Of Tranquility T-Shirts

'Out! You flunked the 'management' part.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

The power of now

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"It is my place!"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Guru.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"You've been served."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Make me one with everything!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

All we have in life is this moment...

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Have you been working out?'

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.