Teacher Of Tranquility Gifts

'Out! You flunked the 'management' part.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

The power of now

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"It is my place!"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Guru.

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"You've been served."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Make me one with everything!"

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'