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"My wife is out of town and I miss her -- would you mind nagging me a little?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Noise Pollution

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

All we have in life is this moment...

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Separation Anxiety

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

A woman's work is never done!

Working from OM.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Arabian island

Just in time

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

"At last - no Trump."

Feathered frenzy

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Amongst the rush.

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Visit a Place in your Past...

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Sea of Tranquillity

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."