Domestic Tranquility Seeker Gifts

"My wife is out of town and I miss her -- would you mind nagging me a little?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Noise Pollution

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

All we have in life is this moment...

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Separation Anxiety

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

A woman's work is never done!

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Working from OM.

Feathered frenzy

Arabian island

Just in time

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"At last - no Trump."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

Amongst the rush.

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

Visit a Place in your Past...

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

Sea of Tranquillity

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'