Domestic Coziness Seeker Gifts

Japanese Christmas.

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Cosy night in

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Working from Home.

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

The Big Tree

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

Re-home Sweet Home

'Isn't it great?!'

Satan in the fireplace

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

How Sheep Sleep

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

American Flag

We never go out anymore.

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

"Honey, … I'm still home..."