Domestic Coziness Seeker Gifts

Japanese Christmas.

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're never home."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Cosy night in

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

Working from Home.

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

The Big Tree

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'Isn't it great?!'

Re-home Sweet Home

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

How Sheep Sleep

Satan in the fireplace

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

American Flag

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"Honey, … I'm still home..."

Thanks for house sitting!