Inner Tranquility Seeker Gifts

All we have in life is this moment...

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Muzak's Top 10

Working from OM.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"At last - no Trump."

Feathered frenzy

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Just in time

'So, your anger management class is working?'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Arabian island

'It started out as meditation, but now it's quiet desperation!'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'