Domestic Tranquility Lover T-Shirts

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Noise Pollution

"It is my place!"

"Think about the honey."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Muzak's Top 10

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

Confucius say: shut up.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Go away

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"Is something bothering you?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"I admire your devotion to duty."

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'If your mom's not happy then nobody's happy, right dad.'