Courteous Co-habitant T-Shirts

'Thanks, guys, but I already have a religion.'

Christmas Pets

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'Brew?'

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Church sign.

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

I'm hungry...I'm homeless...I'm dead.

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"Your hogging the covers again."

Old lady at the door

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

Sympathetic Friends

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'