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LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'It's my version of a snow angel.'

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

"I've been thinking about what you said about three living as cheaply as two"

"Your hogging the covers again."

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"Can I move in with you?"

"I'm sick too."

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"

"He shows great artistic pretension."

Frog and Toad are a little bit sick of each other.

"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

Shacking up Bureau