Indoor Cohabitant T-Shirts

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"It's very indoorsy."

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"Me? I'm grateful for an indoor bathroom."

"Can I move in with you?"

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

"Come and get me, coppers!"

Bonsai Loggers

"Your hogging the covers again."

"I'm sick too."

You guys go ahead - I'm an inside cat.

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

'Either she goes, or I go.'

Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

"Perhaps you could turn the humidifier down just a bit, Dear!"

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."

"Oh! So this is where you hide all the blankets you steal from me every night!"