Indoor Cohabitant T-Shirts

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"That word-puzzle gloat of yours is getting old fast."

"When we agreed that you would move in, Mr. Goodrich, you didn't mention Rex."

Trouble Ahead

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"It's very indoorsy."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"Your hogging the covers again."

"Me? I'm grateful for an indoor bathroom."

"There's one home in this area within your price range, but it has a mouse."

Bonsai Loggers

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

"Can I move in with you?"

"Come and get me, coppers!"

Looks like a nice day out...virtually speaking.

'Either she goes, or I go.'

"I'm sick too."

Cats reading 2 lists on a wall. Under each list are arrows pointed either 'Outdoors' or 'Indoors.' The indoor list reads 'good food, comfy places to sleep, petting and scratchies, and clean water.' One cat remarks 'To me it's a no-brainer.'

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

"Perhaps you could turn the humidifier down just a bit, Dear!"

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

'We were divorced, remarried, and divorced again. Now we're just living together.'

"As a matter of fact, yes. I do object to you moving in with my daughter... My daughter lives here!"

"As far as roommates go he's fine, he just leaves deadly traps everywhere."