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The Phillie Moderate

Bite out of fishing pier.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Meditation

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Sea of Tranquillity

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

"Don't worry about me. I'm the late bird."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

The Zen of Regulation

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'