Quiet Mornings Mugs

'For Mervyn, Mornings Were A Time Of Quiet Introspection'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Hush puppy.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Getting through the week.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Waking Up With Rooster.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

The best relationships are silent.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'