Quiet Day Enjoyers Mugs

'What a great Sunday this has been....

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

Cyber Dream

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Reserved Parking

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

"Love me?"

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Rain Deer"

Free Little Library

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."