Weekday Mornings T-Shirts

Take back the morning.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Alarmistclock

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Waking Up With Rooster.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"It's time to wake up!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Rooster

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee