Monday Mornings Pillows

'Stan, perhaps you can stop into my office on Monday. I don't want to ruin your weekend.'

Getting through the week.

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Monday Morning at 9:02 am

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!

"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."

"Charles!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Wife's having a makeover...daughter's having a sleepover...Firm's having a takeover. I have a hangover...and you?'

The beginning of one of those days.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Back to work...

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

I hate monday mornings.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."