Morning Mood Booster Gifts

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

The 6 A.M. News Team

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Here's one from your office staff. They would like to know how long the mice can play?'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Attempting to eat your own bodyweight in cake can act as a mood enhancer.

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Every Day is a Gift

'It's going to take more than than this to help the 25,000 employees we laid off feel better.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

"Stu's not a morning person."

The Incredible Skulk

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"