Morning Mood Shifter Gifts

Don't go near him until he's had his first cup! Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Room service.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

'I like waking to music!'

Just Because it's Tuesday

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

The 6 A.M. News Team

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.