Morning Mood Shifter Gifts

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

The 6 A.M. News Team

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Room service.

Just Because it's Tuesday

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

'I like waking to music!'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.