Monday Mood Setters Gifts

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I hate Mondays.'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

I hate monday mornings.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Getting through the week.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You're late, Myers!"

Sleepwalking to work.

"How was your day?"

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

Monday morning is nigh.

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

The week at a glance.

Higgins, your holiday starts on Monday - I'm taking two weeks off.

"So this is hell? It looks just like my old cubicle."