Fitness Friend Gifts

Mouse in a wheel looks at directory.

"It's a good thing you came in when you did. If you had waited any longer, I might have had to make a house call."

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"Opening and closing your fridge door 50 times a day doesn't qualify as exercise."

'I've had it with dieting! -- I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"You know as well as I do that we don't go for a walk until after lunch,"

"I am sucking it in!"

"I agree. I do need more exercise after sitting on my butt all day in your waiting room!"

'Promise me you'll tell me if I gain a pound.'

'What you need is some negative growth.'

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Let me help you, dear."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Exercising

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus during Covid

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Exercise Bars

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Reasonableman

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'