Festive Fitness Friend Gifts

"No doubt about it, I've got to start stretching out before doing this!"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Santa Dog

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Dog Weightlifting

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Yoga

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Xmas

"Let me help you, dear."

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"May your year be pear-fect."

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Squash Partners.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

Cat Yoga.

Moose is an environmental nightmare, Nana. I beg your pardon? The beef and cereal in his chow is worth 10,000 SUV miles. But consider his offsets. He cleans my floor with natural solvents. I don't need a power-sucking burglar alarm. He listens to all my problems, free of charge. And he saves me from having to join a gym. SO ... I am not ... reducing my canine footprint.

Crawling Marathon.