Festive Fitness Fanatic Gifts

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

Low-fat Christmas pudding.

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Monica Seles

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bench Press Accident

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

City Marathon.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"