Festive Fitness Fanatic Prints

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

Low-fat Christmas pudding.

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Turn, turn and turn.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Muscles

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Exercise Class

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bench Press Accident

City Marathon.