Festive Fitness Enthusiast Prints

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ready for the holidays?

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Only Clowns

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Poinsettia

Balloon ski lift

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."