Festive Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ready for the holidays?

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Yo ho ho!

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Only Clowns

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Elf of the Month

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

December Fest

Poinsettia

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Balloon ski lift

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

'I wrapped it myself !'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'