Festive Fitness Friend Pillows

"No doubt about it, I've got to start stretching out before doing this!"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

Dog Weightlifting

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Xmas

"Let me help you, dear."

"If only legginess were based on circumference."

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

Yoga

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"May your year be pear-fect."

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Squash Partners.

Crawling Marathon.

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine