Holiday Fitness Lover Pillows

Christmas tree for runners.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Clown Skis.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Vampire Sit ups

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"Seriously? You went on a diet before Christmas?"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Santa slipping on the ice.

"She's forgiven me."

Stationary mountain bike.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

Snowperson Yoga

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

Santa Yoga

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

'I know when he's sleeping...'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'I've worked out, if you lose ten pounds a week, in two months you'll be gone completely.'

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

Karen of Bethlehem

Father Christmas lifting presents as a workout.

'Ok, now everyone jump up and touch the ceiling 100 times with the palms of your hands...'

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'Christmas TV is repeating on me.'

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'