Fitness Friends Pillows

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Cat Yoga.

Unspeakable weight machine

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Yoga with Baby

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Exercise Bars

Sisyphus during Covid

Reasonableman

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"