Bodybuilding Buddy Prints

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

The rock caricature

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Exercising

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'