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'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Gene doping in sport.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Exercising

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Important Muscles.

Hero of the Beach?

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"