Bodybuilder Buddy Mugs

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Gene doping in sport.

Wow, when did you start working out?

Gym. I tried for a sculpted body, but it turned out to be a bust.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The rock caricature

Bench Press Accident

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Gym Dog

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

Important Muscles.

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."