Quirky Salon Lover Prints

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

The adoration of the gels.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Snapshots in Time

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

The latest in Eyewear.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Judge getting hair done.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'