Quirky Beautician Mugs

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

Medusa's Greatest Fear

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

Doulton Canada Geese

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Foxy lady

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Burlyesque

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Watering can helmet.

The Formal Street Artist

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Hipster Coffee

Monster slippers.