Light-hearted Groomer Gifts

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Dog lover

Dogs shaving

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Be creative...!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dating is so expensive...

"Absolutely not!"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

When fleas talk...

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

The Cat Spa

Santa Dog

"Nice haircut."