Young Groomer Gifts

A young boy shaving

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Dog lover

'He does.'

Dogs shaving

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

When fleas talk...

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"